Well the Dr. called dad today to tell him that the lump is nothing at all to worry about. It might be or probably is only scar tissue from the pneumonia that he had. But it is not a tumor at all, benine or malignant. Nothing at all. So here is a little more about me. I want to tell you all who thought about me and dad and kept us in your prayers or if your not the prayer type. Thank you for keeping us in your thoughts. Very much appreciated.. Now to the little more about me.
I stole this from Madam X, stole it from someone else.
Actually I had fun with this.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes! More than once!
EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
YES
EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes, got a cramp in hammy one time and all I could do was laugh.
EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Never
DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Sometimes, sometimes not
EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes, She was psycho and like to never got rid of her.
EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
I think this is hard for a guy to do
DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I LOVE IT.
EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.
EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t think so
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EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
I am a guy you know
EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
2 in one night but not together (I should post that evening)
EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Can not say I watched it, I guess listened would be a better word.
EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Dated a girl one time that was like fucking a five gallon bucket of warm water. Yeah I had to imagine I was fucking Daisy Duke to get off. Leave me alone she was hot back then.
HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
It's never happened to me.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
When I was about 20 maybe 21 this lady had more muscles in her twat than I had in my entire body and she could do this thing with her pussy, well It only took about 10 strokes and I was done. (side note I made it up to her)
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I think . . . . . 17 FFA camp
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
No one I am filling this damn thing out. Later Kitty.
DO YOU THINK THAT ONE IS POSSIBLE?
She let me earlier, so I guess she will later too.
ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
No to freakin’ busy typing to get horny right now.
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Are you going to call me a whore if I answer this?
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
I am right at 6’ and 185 In the back of my truck would be a hell of a lot easier.
DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
No. have no Idea where she is or even in the same state. Her name was Becky from up north Missouri
EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t like this one does it mean my relative or just a relatives significant other. This one is kind of creapy.
EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
yes, her hubby supposedly sucked in bed.
TOYS, GOOD OR BAD.
Kitty drives me nuts when she gets her toys out and I watch.
LINGERIE
Yes, I just never let her keep it on long, Hhhmmmm
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Yes
WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX
(X) park
( ) church
( ) cemetery
(X) beach
(X) boat
( ) school
( ) parent's bed
(X) your bed
(X) car
(X) picnic table
(X) kitchen counter
(X) couch/chair
(X) dining room/kitchen table
(X) woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X) hood of a car
(X) bathroom
(X) shower
(X) the other person's bed
(X) porch/deck/balcony
(X) in a house with parents home
(X) at a party
( ) on top of the washer/dryer
( ) with other people in the room
(X) hotel
( ) concert
( ) grandparent's house
(X) field
( ) bleachers
Answer to how many partners probably at least 20-25, maybe 30 at the most though. OK when I was younger I guess I was a whore. Now My sex drive is about ¼ of what is use to be.
Monday, January 29, 2007
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Glad tohear the good news about your dad.
Oh yeah and FYI..I am soooo stealing this post idea and doing it for myself. hehhehehe
We are so glad to hear the great news about your father. Take a deep breath. Aaahhhh Feels good huh?
As for that list of where you've had sex...we've gotten 27 out of 28. (not in the church because that is just over the top) But I can think of many places that should be on that list ;)
Hella: thank you dear. I really appreciate it. And FYI I stole it from.... from, oh hell I forgot now, it is at the top of post. take it babe all yours.
Biker: Wow does it ever feel better to take a deep breath. 27 of 28 really.....I agree the church thing, it is just wrong. You should only be yellng oh god, with a bible in front you in church that is. Not to mention the oh god I'm cumng thing. I have to stop now or that rocket ship to hell is going to be refueled for my ass.
thanks again to all for their thoughts and prayers.
Best wishes for your dad. Mine was hospitalized late last year, so I know how relieved you must be.
On to the fun stuff . . .
Lost your virginity at an FFA camp? Oh, that's right: Future Fuckers of America!
Let's see . . . you've fucked a five-gallon pail of water and a woman who thought the word "vise" in vice squad was to be taken literally! I guess the latter was better. Note to Kitty: do your Kegels!
And Kitty, do you really let him stretch out your lingerie, or does he have his own?
Good post. Nice long list.
Tell Kitty I wanna read her blog. She went private on me.
Cherrie: Thank you fo dad, and FFA well it turned out fuure fuckers of america. Actully it was in the bck seat of a trans am with fur seat covers. Not sure wich one was softer, her or the seat cover but both as I remember was nice.
and No it was her lingerie not mine.
Flat: Gald you likes and Kitty says she is backon it was merely an accident. SHe is sorry. Am I getting in the way here or moderator...ha ha ha
tiger doesnt appreciate how a package is wrapped...he's still a kid who rips it off because what's inside is what is important to him.
ripping the cover off is because what is n the package. Hint YOU...no dip mom..LOL
Oh my god, I just seen what you said at the end! I cant believe you finally after 25 years admitted you were a whore! ROFLMAO That's ok though cause you are MY whore for the next 25! I love beautifully wrapped packages...the more wonderful the gift, the more elaborate the wrapping calls for, so on that note.... I have some sexy lingerie ordered for your sexy package. I wont rip it off......immediately, I will have you stand before me, your package wrapped elaborately, so my eyes can feast upon you, then as I would do with any gorgeously wrapped package, I will gently unwrapp it, and guess what? You are gonna love it!
I want to read all about your sex in public places. One of my favorite subjects!
HER
So glad your Dad is OK. x
Kitty: bring it babe.
Des: That is a hell of an Idea. Why did I not think of that. That is going to mean several stories. WOW what an Idea.
Miss U: thanks kiddo, you really don't know what that means to me regarding all the nice comments about me and dad...
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