Wheeeew What a relief

Well the Dr. called dad today to tell him that the lump is nothing at all to worry about. It might be or probably is only scar tissue from the pneumonia that he had. But it is not a tumor at all, benine or malignant. Nothing at all. So here is a little more about me. I want to tell you all who thought about me and dad and kept us in your prayers or if your not the prayer type. Thank you for keeping us in your thoughts. Very much appreciated.. Now to the little more about me.



I stole this from Madam X, stole it from someone else.
Actually I had fun with this.


HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes! More than once!

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
YES

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes, got a cramp in hammy one time and all I could do was laugh.

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Never

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Sometimes, sometimes not

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes, She was psycho and like to never got rid of her.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
I think this is hard for a guy to do

DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I LOVE IT.

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t think so
.

EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
I am a guy you know

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
2 in one night but not together (I should post that evening)

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Can not say I watched it, I guess listened would be a better word.

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Dated a girl one time that was like fucking a five gallon bucket of warm water. Yeah I had to imagine I was fucking Daisy Duke to get off. Leave me alone she was hot back then.


HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
It's never happened to me.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
When I was about 20 maybe 21 this lady had more muscles in her twat than I had in my entire body and she could do this thing with her pussy, well It only took about 10 strokes and I was done. (side note I made it up to her)

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I think . . . . . 17 FFA camp

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
No one I am filling this damn thing out. Later Kitty.

DO YOU THINK THAT ONE IS POSSIBLE?
She let me earlier, so I guess she will later too.

ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
No to freakin’ busy typing to get horny right now.

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Are you going to call me a whore if I answer this?


DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
I am right at 6’ and 185 In the back of my truck would be a hell of a lot easier.

DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
No. have no Idea where she is or even in the same state. Her name was Becky from up north Missouri

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t like this one does it mean my relative or just a relatives significant other. This one is kind of creapy.

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
yes, her hubby supposedly sucked in bed.

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD.
Kitty drives me nuts when she gets her toys out and I watch.

LINGERIE
Yes, I just never let her keep it on long, Hhhmmmm

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Yes






WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX

(X) park
( ) church
( ) cemetery
(X) beach
(X) boat
( ) school
( ) parent's bed
(X) your bed
(X) car
(X) picnic table
(X) kitchen counter
(X) couch/chair
(X) dining room/kitchen table
(X) woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X) hood of a car
(X) bathroom
(X) shower
(X) the other person's bed
(X) porch/deck/balcony
(X) in a house with parents home
(X) at a party
( ) on top of the washer/dryer
( ) with other people in the room
(X) hotel
( ) concert
( ) grandparent's house
(X) field
( ) bleachers

Answer to how many partners probably at least 20-25, maybe 30 at the most though. OK when I was younger I guess I was a whore. Now My sex drive is about ¼ of what is use to be.

The Many Uses of the Term

I found this on another blog and had to, just had to post this for all your enjoyment. Pay close attention, to dismisal: this is my favorite one. Flippin funny if you ask me.....

Greetings::..................."How the fuck are you?"
Fraud::........................."I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay::......................."Oh, fuck it."
Trouble::......................."Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression::................."Fuck you!!!"
Disgust::........................"Fuck me!!!..
Confusion, Curiosity:......"What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty::.................... "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair::......................."Fucked again."
Good Job::................... "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation::.............. "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence ::.........."He fucks up everything."
Disappointment::....... "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence::............... "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal::................... "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure::............... "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost::............................ "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief:;.................... "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation::................ "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness::.................... "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain::........................... "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure::................... "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love::......................... "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship::.... "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise::.................. "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration ::............."Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person::........ "Dumbfuck!"
Hate::........................ "You Fuck!"
Condemnation::....... "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment::..... "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand::......... "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person::.... "Fuckstick."
Denial::...................... "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity::.............. "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy::.................... "Who gives a fuck."
Confusion::................ "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation::............. "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion::................ "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic ::......................."Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions::............... "Fuck off."
Sex::.......................... "Let's fuck."
Maternal::................ "Motherfucker."
Incestuous::............. "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity::.............. "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement::............. "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority::.... "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy::............... "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord::... "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache::.. "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal::..................... "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off::................. "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet::................... "Shut the fuck up."
You're right::............. "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation::............. "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness::.......... "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence::............... "Fuckin' A."
Impressed::................"That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage ::...."Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Apathy ::....................."I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment or Ignorance::.... "Fucked if I know."
Enraged::................... "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance::.............. "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance::.............. "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off ::................."Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness::................. "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle::.... "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure::.... "It's fucked."
Calling someone::....... "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors:;........................"Fucklings."
Morons::...................... "Fucktards."
Thanks::...................... "Fuck you very much."

and last but not least..
Fuck exercise tonight..... I'm tired....

Her Needs

Tonight she needs to feel loved; she longs to feel him against her skin. He has been distant for a while now. They have both been going through some crazy stuff lately. Tonight she needs him.

When she arrives home she walks up to him and grabs his arm and tells him, “I have to have you right now.” She tells him she needs to feel him against her and in her. “I have really needed you this week and all you want to do is sleep. I love you and I need you.” He looks at her with a looks she has longed to see. He kisses her deep and begins to rub against her. She starts to melt. His hand moves towards her breast and fondles gently one nipple between his fingers. It stands erect waiting for more. She moans, softly, tells him to kiss suck it. He removes her shirt and gently sucks one nipple into her mouth, while caressing the other one. He lets his free hand move to her jeans and releases her button and zipper. He is getting hard against her and she feels him grind against her with a growing hard on. A finger now inside her wet pussy, still kissing a nipple. He teases her clit with one finger, as it gets hard. Hard like a little marble in her folds. She is wet to the point of almost dripping right now. She needs this, she craves him inside her. He drops to his knees and gently kisses her belly moving down lower and lower. He is now slowly licking between her folds. He tastes her wetness and sucks her clit gently into his mouth. She feels his tongue move around in circles over her soft pink lips. He sucks a lip into his mouth and she moans with pleasure. His tongue flickers over her hard clit driving her nuts. “You taste great tonight, so sweet,” he tells her.


He lays her back onto the couch where she found him. He buries his head between her legs and kisses her inner folds. ‘Mmmm, why do you make me wait.” “Shhh, just enjoy right now” he tells her. She is bucking her hips into his face. Grinding against his mouth. His facial hair tickles her inner thighs. He slowly rises up and gently glides his throbbing cock into her pussy. She moans in excitement. He enters her slowly and fully, letting his entire shaft fill her up. He thrust a little faster now and she grabs her tits and massages herself. Her nipples are like rocks right now. He is moving in and out with greater force now. He watches as her tits start to rock with his movements. She closes her eyes with passion and she is telling him, “ Fuck me now baby.


I need you to fuck me hard and deep.” He gives her all he can, she feels his balls slapping against her ass and is driving her nuts. He continues then he hears it. “Oh my god, fuck me, that’s is fuck me hard. Make this pussy burn you fucking tease. Oh yeah, mmmm, fill me up. I am cuming, I am cuming. Fuck yeah, you feels fucking wonderful. Ooooohhhhhh yeah.” He is fucking her deep and hard. Banging his balls against her ass. She collapses under him.

He gabs and turns her over. “What are you doing?” she asks. “ You are not satisfied yet and you know it. I think you tight little ass needs a fucking right now also. Don’t it?” She feels his hard fat head move against her ass. He pulls her own lubricants from her pussy up to her ass. He enters her slowly letting her relax. She can feel a finger on her tingling clit.

She moves closer to him now and buries his cock deep in her ass. He is completely in her and thrusting deep within her. She is so tight and slick right now. She grinds her ass against him like a cat in heat. She cannot take any more and she starts to cum again. Just as she starts she feels him explode within her. This sends her over the edge. They cum together and he fills her ass with his hit load of cum. They are both satisfied now.

Thank you, he tells him. I love you, you have to quit making me wait, she replies. They dress and off together to daycare to pick up their son. Alone time is not enough, these days.

Grown Men Cry Sometimes

Well My Favorite artist says, and I quote, Grown men don't cry. Tim McGraw, " I don't know why they say grown men don't cry." Well a little more about me and I am not sure why I even bring this up here for everyone to see and comment. This might be he dumbest thing I have ever done. BUT OH well here we go.


My dad has been sick lately, he had pneumonia(I think that is how you spell it) Well now it is gone and still having problems. He went to a specialist today and well not good I should say. They are treating hm for asthma. Then to top it off, they find a lump or a knot on his lung and between his lungs. Yeah, maybe nothing. Probably nothing. Or is it, I guess we will not know for sure for awhile. I guess the news is bad enough to upset me. Could it be something, cancer, hell I don't you know. I only know for some reason it hit me really wrong today and all I wanted to do was cry and feel sorry for myself and dad.

I guess this is where I should add the, or a Little history. My dad is an alcoholic. Has not drank a drop for 25+ years, but once an alcoholic always one. It took me a long time to admit I loved him and NOW I can say that. A few years ago he pissed me off and I did not talk to him for about 1 year. Now all that is gone and now I hear that, well, he has a lump on his lung, or between them. He was not alot of info today, for the fist time he did not want to tell me about his ailment. This concerned me too. Not like him to not talk about it. I am thinking I don't know the whole story yet. So maybe that is good huh, or is it him not wanting to tell me the truth just yet.

My grandfather was my best friend and my dad for alot of years, I still miss him alot and wish he was here to talk to from time to time. I need to talk to him right now. But he is not here, this makes me want to be puss also. Now I love my dad and he might not be here long now also. What the fuck is going on here. Sometimes guys just need a guy to talk to. I love my wife more than life but sometimes guys just need to talk to guys and, it seems like today all of mine is gone or might be leaving me. So yeah, sometimes grown men cry.

Thank You for Listening. I guess the religious freak that has posted on some of your blogs, should do the right thing now and keep dad in his prayers tonight huh. Would be better than judging us for some of our stories we post here.

So for the record, yeah sometimes GROWN MEN CRY.

Random Thoughts

Still cold here and no real sign of wrming up here yet. The main problem I have with this cold snap now is I still have 1 1/2 of ice on the ground. It gets warm enough to start to melt it then the shit freezes again. Oh well. But right now there is no sign of more precip. in the near future here anyway.

Been tired alot latley seems like I can not get enough sleep at all. I dont think it matters how much sleep I get it is not enough. I think it has alot to do with the extra stress at worka dn money and all the good shit in life if you know what I mean. Not nearly as tired this am, maybe it finally caught up wih me and I slept more sound last night huh.

Been busy as hell at work for the last few weeks. I guess mainly it has something to do with it being the end of year and everyone is cleaning out their files. I am in the document destruction business. You give me your private documents and I take them to shop and destroy them, so no one can steal your private information. Then you would really know what getting fucked means. Average person who falls to identity theft looses over 200,000 dollars. Yeah a whole new kind of getting screwed huh.

Powerballl is over 240,000,000 dollars. Oh my god would that be awsome. It would be easier dealing with ice on ground with that kind of jack huh. Well don't forget to get your tickets. You can't win if you don't play. Well this is a little more insight into me, to get to know me just a hair better. Yeah kind of a change in stories for me huh. Well actually I have posted all kinds of different things I guess to this point. You guys have a great a Wednesday and thanks for reading to this point, I love to hear all of your comments. Thanks and have a great Wednesday.

All About Her Tonight

She feels his breath on her neck and tries to turn around. He stops her from moving. his tongue runs across her earlobe and down her neck. He reaches from behind her and grabs her tits to massage gently. His hands run down her stomach to her belly button. Still caressing her neck with his tongue and warm breath on her neck. A finger slides into her wetness and she sighs heavily. He teases her clit with his finger tip. Her juices are flowing now. He turns her around to suck on her breast. He has a finger deep within her now and she starts to moan a little louder now. Her nipples are hard as rocks right now. He goes lower to let his tongue explore her stomach stopping at her belly button.



He lies her back on the bed and moves in closer. She feels his tongue teasing her clit. She loves this feeling and is getting crazy wet right now. His tongue explores her inner folds. He tells her how sweet she taste to him. His tongue is moving from bottom to top, tasting all she has for him. His tongue plunges into her pussy. Gently sucking one of her lips into his mouth, while his tongue runs over her. He moves back to her clit and lets a finger glide in and out of her. Sucking her clit into his mouth, makes her head roll back and her eyes shut. She is in bliss at this moment. "I am going to cum, you are making me cum. Oh my god yes baby. Tongue fuck me, that's it fuck me. Eat this pussy, lick me dry." His tongue makes her quiver. she grabs his hair and pulls him closer. "Oh yeah, mmmmmm god your awesome."

"What was that for?" "You looked like you needed it." She turns to him to return the favor and he tells her, it was bout her tonight, and only her. This makes her melt. Asleep in each others arms, in love forever.

Song For You While I Write Story

This is one of my favorite songs right now anywhere. Just thought I would share with you. I think it is set to start playing, if it annoys you to ba please just click stop button.

Nickelback far away

Music Video:FAR AWAY (by Nickelback)

Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

"Far Away"

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

[CHORUS]
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

[CHORUS]

So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go


Working on another story right now for all you little blog readers out there who enjoy my writings. Way to cold and now getting another sizable amount of snow here, so have lots of time to stay in and write and drink a few cold fellows...stay warm if your in a cold climate and those of you in a warmer climate, don't get sunburned you lucky son of a guns...bye for now

Happy HNT

Well another HNT and another week goes by. We are half way through the week and a little rest needed. A Place to rest....LOL





Happy HNT to all. Sorry for the lack of post but will get more ideas soon. Hopfully..

1st Time Threesome

She has always wanted or fantasized about being ravished by two men at one time. She just always thought that the feeling would be like none other. Her husband has always turned her on and the sex was great, but still wanted two guys at one time. Her husband told her to give it a try and her reply was simple, it has to include him also.

A late night dinner, at their favorite restaurant. He walks up to the bar and sets next to them. He is sitting next to her. He orders a beer. Tells the bartender, “Hold my seat I have to run to the bathroom.” As he leaves, he leans towards her to get up. She thinks god he smells good. Smells like Obsession, her favorite cologne. “He is kind of cute, I bet he has a great cock,” she whispers to hubby. “Why don’t you find out.” “Mmmm, I might just do that,” she tells him excitedly. He sits back down to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. “Hi, how are you guys this evening?” with a smile he says. “We are great, just came in for a quick drink then, head to the house. You live around here?” she asks. “I live about 80 miles north of here. Just heading back home. From visiting a friend of mine. “Oh, to your wife,” she is hoping the answer is no. “No, I am not married. I am recently divorced. It was just to the point that all we would do was to argue. We loved each other, just one of those things where we could not live together.” “That is to bad, we have been married for several years now,” she tells him. Hubby is listening in, and drinking his beer. He is thinking, would you just ask him, would you like to come with us and fuck. He is not real tall but she loves his eyes. A little shorter, than her hubby, but a chiseled look to his face and body.

“You guys look like an awesome couple. Very happy together, I bet the sex is great.” Startled by his forwardness she replies, “Yeah it is, we are looking to fulfill a fantasy of mine. I have always wanted to, but never acted on it and hubby says to go for it.” “What is that if I might ask,” he says sheepishly. “ I want to be fucked by two guys at once. I want to feel two cocks in me at one time. The thought of 2 dicks stuffing me completely, drives me wild.” He looks embarrassed, and thinks. “I don’t know what to say to that.” She says, “why don’t you join us tonight.” Hubby chimes in, “she would love it, and it is a fantasy of hers.” He is thinking, that the chances of ever meeting him, again is pretty slim. “You guys are serious aren’t you? You really want me to fuck your wife.” “Yes we are, she is really wanting to be filled with cocks at one time,” hubby replies.

They enter their house and, looks, around and, make comment to how beautiful their home is. Hubby offers another beer to the man. At this point they do not know his name or him theirs. As they drink a beer just chatting, she leaves the room. When she enters she is wearing a black silky teddy with a thong on under it. She heads to fridge and asks if they need another beer. They both tell her yeah. As she bends over, they both notice her tight ass. The teddy she is wearing barely covers her ass. As she grabs the beers, she looks back to see them both staring at her ass. She reaches around and rubs one check with her empty hand. Lets a finger run between her cheeks and rubs her folds. The stranger stands and moves behind her. Reaches around and grabs a handful of tit. Hubby stands and drops his jeans. The look of another man fondling his wife’s’ big tits starts to arouse him. The stranger now turns her around and raises her teddy to expose her lovely breast. He takes one nipple into her mouth. She leaves the beers on the shelf. She grabs him by the ass and squeezes his ass tightly. He moves to her mouth and kisses her deeply. His tongues enter her mouth as hubby moves behind her and grabs a tit, and grinds up against hr ass. “You want him in you don’t you. You want to feel his cock in your mouth. Feel him fucking your mouth with all he has. You would love to taste his cum flooding you mouth.” “Mmmm, yes I do. May I suck his cock,” she asks for permission. “Take your pants off if you want the blow job of your life my friend. She loves to suck cock. You might say she is quite the cum slut.” Hubby tells him. He removes his pants he is wearing boxers and she can’t wait. She grabs his underwear and rips them down and to her knees she goes. She engulfs his cock deep into her mouth. She pulls her head back and spits on the end of his now throbbing hard on. He is not as big as she hoped but it will do. “Looks familiar huh sweetie. A nice fat 7 inch cock just for you.” She is moving his cock in and out of her mouth with great passion now. She reaches for hubby, and tugs at his underwear. He takes them off and moves from around her to the side. She continues to suck the stranger’s cock and strokes her husbands as well. Then she takes one cock out of her mouth and takes her husbands cock into her mouth now, while stroking strangers cock now.



They move to the bedroom. The stranger lies down on their bed and she moves over him and takes his cock into her hot pussy. She cries with pleasure. Her husband moves into let her suck his cock. She takes him into her mouth while riding this strange cock. She takes him deep in her pussy. Hubby is standing in front of bed watching his wife fuck this stranger, while watching his cock move in and out of her mouth. She tells the stranger, “Oh, my your cock is filling me up nicely. You are so hard. Honey, can you see him fucking me? You like watching your little slut getting fucked don’t you?” “Yes, I do. You are a wonderful fuck. You like her pussy gripping your cock?” he asks the stranger. “She does know how to fuck for sure. It is so fucking hot inside her, and wet. You’re right your little slut knows how to fuck for sure.” She gets off of him and turns his ass to his belly and sticks his wonderful cock back in her from behind. Hubby is stroking his cock now. He knows she is going to want him inside her too. She wants both cocks in her. “I want you to stick your cock in my ass,” she tells the stranger. He slides his glazed cock out of her pussy and sticks the head of his fat purple cock to her asshole. She feels him gently push it harder against her ass. “Mmmmm, that’s it, stuff my ass,” She tells him. Hubby is hard as a rock right now. He moves over them and slides his cock up and down her pussy. She is so fucking wet right now he cannot believe it. He enters her dropping pussy and she goes crazy. “I want you two to fuck me now. Fuck this slut good. Come on you two fuck me.”


The stranger is fucking with all he as right now, plowing his cock deep into her ass. Hubby is driving deep in her pussy. She is getting filled like she has only fantasized about. She is on the verge of cuming right now. She is starting to cry out with pleasure. “I can feel his cock rubbing mine. Are you filled up yet? I bet you would like another one in your fucking mouth right now wouldn’t you?” “Oh no this is fucking all I need. You fuck me now baby fuck this slut good. I am going to cum, I can’t wait any longer. Oh, fuck here it comes. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Fuck me you bastards. Fuck this slut good. Oh yeah.”

“ I want to taste both of you on my face and lips. I want you’re hot cum all over me.” She stands up and kneels between them both and takes turn sucking them again.

Then without notice they both blow their hot loads of jizz all over her face. “You little cum slut you. How is that? You like that cum all over your beautiful face?” “Oh, yes, I love this cum on me.” She rubs it into her mouth and taste the two together. Licking it all off their perspective cocks. They clean up; hubby goes with her to the kitchen to fetch a beer for them all. When they return he is gone. “Hope he enjoyed as much as I did,” she tells her husband of 15 years. They turn down the bed and fall asleep in each other’s arms, for the most peaceful night of sleep in her life. She is now satisfied.

HORROR MOVIES WHO ARE YOU!!!!

I dont even know who this Captain spaulding guy is but, it was kind of fun if you like horror movies. I got this from Hellas' site. It really is pretty neat feel free to take the quiz and let me know how it turned out. I have to warn you there are about 40 quetions that you have to answer. Click little circles in regards to your answer. Either you agree or disagree. This maybe a new sunday thing for me sunday
games. Or quizes or something fun right before we all go back to work..

You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love agood laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings! Captain Spaulding 80% Leatherface 65% Buffalo Bill 55% Jigsaw 55% Michael Myers 50% Candyman 40% Pinhead 40% Freddy Krueger 40% Hannibal Lecter 30% Jason Voorhees 30% Which Horror Killer are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Anyway take this little quiz, all in fun. Try not to take this to seriously it is merely a fun little quiz regarding the movies. The questions are actually silly. Like I said it was kind of fun....

Have a great week and stay safe want to hear from you all this week....

A Little Rough

She comes down the stairs, she sees him through the mirror getting out of shower. The site of his manhood always makes her wet. She watches as he dries himself off and turns to get underwear. That is when he hears, "Mmmmm, god you turn me on." "I am glad you like sweetie." She bends down to take his cock into her mouth.



She takes it deep in to her mouth. He feels it hitting the back of her throat. She tries to take it further and starts to choke. He tells her, "take it all you cum slut." This makes her pussy tremble. She has always liked to be talked dirty to. "I want to feel it in your throat. Squeeze it all in baby. Cram it in your throat." He grabs the back of her head and pulls her to him. Cramming it down her throat. He feels it getting tighter as it plunges deeper into her mouth.

A hand rubs his balls, gently massaging his balls. She feels him getting tighter and tighter. He is going to fill her mouth with hot cum. She strokes his cock with her mouth deep and with a strong sucking. She lets a finger run between his legs and teases his ass. He tells her, "you are a nasty little whore aren't you." She sucks harder and feels his balls tighten. "Oh god, here it comes, Oh yeah." She feels his hot sticky cum fill her mouth. She tries to swallow it all and can not. He always blows huge loads of cum. It runs out of her mouth and down her chin. As he finishes, she takes him from her lips and licks her mouth. "Mmmmm, you taste good, now are you going to fuck me," she asks with a cum soaked face. "You want your pussy fucked? Is that what you want, you want a stiff fat cock buried in your pussy." She lies down on the floor and he moves over her.

She feels his cock head enter her, it spreads her fully. She moans with pleasure. He is all in now. Thrusting in and out, slow but fully in and out. She is getting wetter and wetter. Her moans are getting louder and louder. He is fucking her with strength now. He fucks her deep and hard. "You like this cock don't you, huh, you little cum slut you. Take that cock. Take it deep in that tight little pussy."




"You going to cum on this fat cock for me aren't you. I want to feel your juices run over my cock," he tells her in a rough voice. "You know I am going to cum for. Fuck me now baby, fuck me please. I want this pussy to burn with your fat cock. Here it comes, fuck me now. Oh God, fuck meeee. Oh Yeah, thats it give it to me baby. Cock this pussy, deeper....., harder. Mmmmm there you go, oh yeah, oh yeah. You fucker I am cuming now. Oh Yeah, mmmmmm. Give it to me baby." He feels her collapse under him. He grabs her by the waist and rolls her over.

She feels that fat cock enter her ass. "Easy, god you're hard, Easy baby," she begs him. He gently pushes the full length of his cock deep into her ass. He is all in now. She is gripping the bed sheets. Squeezing them with pain. It hurts but it feels too good to tell him to stop. "Take that ass you filthy fucker you, fuck this ass good n deep." "You like a fat cock in your ass don't you?" She is grinding her teeth, and finally she can not take any more she tells him "You need to cum baby or quit, god your fucking cock is killing me tonight. Do it now, please. Do it now. It is hurting baby hurry, please." "You love it and you know it, my little slut." "You have to hurry it fucking hurts, come on fuck me, I want to feel your cum flood my ass. Fuck me, come on you little fucker, fuck me good and deep. Take this ass, and fuck me hard and deep." This sends him over the top and he fills her tight ass with another full hot load of sticky white jizz. "Oh, you little slut. Oh yeah, oh fuck yeah."

He pulls his fat cock out and she collapses on the bed. She is fully satisfied now. "You love to make me hurt and burn, don't you. You like for me to beg you to fuck me. You like to know I fucking want you all the time don't you. I think you get off knowing I can not stand for you not to fuck me daily".

He smiles and heads to bathroom. "Now honey," he tells her with a smile on his face.

Happy HNT

I read a blog that said we was suppose to not publishny HNT's today. Ask my mom I never did mind. So here you go . Trying to finish up how the next story ends, be here soon I hope.




This is how Kitty makes me, wet. See ladies us guys get wet also...

Imagination

Lay back, get comfortable. Feel my hands running over your stomach, lightly caressing you up to your breast. I roll you over now, and slightly spread your legs. I position myself between them.



Starting at your shoulders I rub your back gently and deeply. You always thought my hands feel so strong on your back. They are always warm to the touch. Rubbing out on your arms, just past your shoulders. Gently rubbing the back of your neck. I move down to the middle of your back. Feel my hands, my warm hands on your back. Massaging all your stress away. Kneading your back, from top to bottom, side to side. Pressing a little harder to get deep into your aching muscles of your back. You feel your back start to loosen up. You moan with pleasure, this is making you melt. You feel all the stress of your everyday life melt away. Your lower back is always sore. This is making you want to fall asleep. You are totally relaxed and comfy. I rub back to the top of your back and across your shoulders. Your neck, as you turn your head to let me get to your neck. Slowly back down to your lower back. Massaging every inch of your back. I am now at the top of your ass. I move my warm hands to your cheeks, lightly massaging each cheek. Down, your ass, to your thighs. Teasing you gently between your thighs. Almost teasing your pussy with a light brush over your lips. Then back to your thighs, working my down to the back of your knees. Back up to the inside of your upper thighs. Teasing your pussy, making you want me to slide my fingers over your now hardening clit.

I accommodate you and gently tease your pussy with a brush over your clit. Running my fingers up and down over your entire pussy. Your slick pussy is getting hot. I can feel the juices start to flow out of you. Back to your inner thighs. “Your such a tease,” you tell me. You love it when I tease you. The anticipation of what is about to happen is killing you with desire. I slide one finger into your pussy. You’re wet and hot. Your clit feels like a marble, hard and hot. I slowly rub your juices up to your clit for a little lubrication. Then you feel a finger enter your pussy. “Mmmmm,” a little louder now. Slowly stroking you in and out. I let a second finger enter you, again your moans get louder. Working your wetness slowly and deeply. God, your getting wet. You want me in you don’t you? Replace a finger or two with my cock. To feel a hard fat cock enter you now that you are relaxed. Your dreaming aren’t you. Wanting a cock deep in your pussy right now. I pull my fingers out. As I move away from you turn to look to see where I am going. You feel my hand on your back forcing you to lie still. A hot breath engulfs your swollen clit. A warm tongue slides the length of your slit. It hits your clit and the warmth of my tongue against your clit, makes you moan louder, and louder. “Take me, take me now,” you say with heavy breath. I continue to lick the juices from your pussy. Licking at your clit, faster now and more intense. I raise my head to let a small drop of my saliva drop onto your asshole. I rub a finger over your ass while I move my tongue back to your clit. You feel a finger gently pushing against your tight hole. My tongue is in you now and then a finger slides in your ass.
You raise your ass in the air. You look like a cat in heat, right now, with your ass up in the air and moving it around. I have a finger in your ass, sliding it in and out. You can feel it right now, can’t you? Your getting wet right now, aren’t you? Your pussy is begging to be fucked is it not? The feel of a finger in your ass and a hot tongue in your pussy is making you die right now.

Slide a finger in your pussy for me. Slide it in deep. Feel your wetness. How hard is your clit. Mmmm, rub it for me. Make it grow, make your pussy wet for me. That’s it, rub your pussy babe.

Taste your wetness for me. Lick your wet finger for me. Mmmm I bet you taste good, don't you. Lick your pussy off of your finger. Lick it all off baby. Now slide another finger in, I want you to cum for me. That’s it stick it in deep honey. Now rub your clit with your free hand. Mmmmm, you look so fucking hot right now. I can see the glaze on your fingers. You want me don’t you? Want to feel me deep with in you. Feel your pussy spread as I enter you. The fat head of my cock spread your pussy apart. Letting me in you. You still have your finger in you? Fuck yourself, a little harder for me. That’s it deeper baby. God, your hot. Let me taste you now. Mmmm you’re wonderful. I suck your fingers into my mouth. I have to taste you. Keep rubbing our clit, while I finger fuck you now. There you go, lift that ass up higher. You want a finger in your ass don’t you? I have 2 fingers in your pussy and one now finds your ass. Feel me in you? Feel my fingers deep in your pussy and ass? Making you hot isn’t it. A little faster now, deeper and harder. Burying my fingers deep in your ass and pussy. Making you hotter and hotter. Your juices are starting to run off of my fingers and onto the bed. I smear a little more of your juices from your pussy to your ass. Making it a little slicker. Sliding a finger back into your ass.

Are you ready to cum for me? I want to hear you cum for me. Do it for me. Let me hear you cum. Let go baby, let it all out. I want you, you know that, don’t you. I want to hear you cum for me. That’s it, cum baby. Mmmm feels good don’t it. Oh god you turn me on. I am so hard right now. Cum baby, cum. That’s it cum good for me. Mmmmmm.







What an Imagination you have….

Totally Satisfied

He comes into the room and you two talk for a minute, then he kisses you and you start to quiver. He runs his tongue over your neck. He asks you to take off your top so he can see those big beautiful tits. As you take off your top he takes his off too. Then he un buttons his pants and pulls his jeans off. Leaving his underwear on. He kisses down you neck and to your tits sucking each nipple into his mouth. He runs his hands all over your body telling you how he is going to fuck you. "I am going to lick your hot cunt, make you good n juicy.”

He takes your pants off and sticks a finger in your awaiting hot cunt. You ask him, "Please stick another one in me." He tells you to be patient. " You are about to get a fucking you will not soon forget," he tells you. You look down and see his cock getting bigger. He starts to run his tongue over your clit. The feel of his hot breath against your cunt is making you very wet. As you reach down and feel his cock you almost pass out. It is long and fat. You can feel his tongue in your cunt now. Licking up all your juices. “I have to suck your cock." he takes his pants off and you are looking with anticipation and hoping it is the long, fat cock you have been craving. He takes them down so slow you start to wonder if he is ever going to get them off. Your pussy is starting to drip. When his cock comes out, you almost cum just by the site of it. It has to be 9 inches and fat.

You go down to feel it in your mouth. You get his cock in your mouth and it taste so fucking wonderful you start to moan with pleasure. You wrap one hand around it and you start to stroke it. You know that you are about to get a fucking you have only been able to dream about and you almost cum. He tells you to lie back, and spread your sweetness for him. "Are you ready for a real cock," he asks. "Please, I want to feel you deep inside me.” You feel his growing head enter your pussy and you cannot hold your eyes open from the pleasure. He is moving in and out slow, pulling it all the way out and then all the way in deep.

"You like this big cock don't you, you little fuck slut," he asks you. " I have been needing this cock for awhile now, give it to me," you tell him with a heavy breath.

You look over in the closet and the door is almost shut but you know that I am jacking my cock watching this cock in your pussy. I have my hands around my cock stroking it.

"Oh, my god, fuck me, " you tell him. " Stick that fat cock deep in my pussy, I want to feel you pound the bottom of my pussy." Your pussy is burning by the size of this cock. He is stretching you and filling you up like never before. Your cunt is on fire right now.


"You want more don’t you," he says to you. "You like to be a dirty little fuck slut don't you?" "I want you to make my pussy burn you nasty fucker. Fuck me like you will never get a piece of ass again in your life." You look to the closet and see my eyes peering in at you, getting your pussy pounded. He is fucking you with everything he has. You can fill it hit the bottom of your pussy and stretching you at the same time.

" I want to taste your cum in my mouth, I want to feel your hot cum in my throat." Your still watching me jack my cock about to cum with you.

"Oh fuck me hard, I am cumming, fuck me harder you nasty bastard. Make this pussy burn. Pound me baby, pound this pussy. Oh, yeah. Give it to me, Fuck me, fuck me good."

"Fuck me I am cumming, oh fuck I am cumming. Oh my god fuck me. Take that pussy and fuck me hard and deep. Oh, shit, god you’re making me cum." Your waves start to settle. A certain calm is coming over you that you have never felt.




He moves over your pretty face and you take him into your mouth. You can feel his balls getting tight you know it is cumming. “Here it cums, oh god here it cums. MMMMM, oh yeah. Eat it all up baby. Eat it all up.
You feel his cum flooding your mouth, you cannot take it all. It starts to spill out of your mouth and down your chin. You let it run down his cock to his balls. Then you finish swallowing what you can, and then you lick him dry.

"I have to cum again, stick that fuck stick back in my pussy and fuck me," your begging now. " I have to feel that big cock in me on more time."

He slides his huge cock back into your awaiting pussy. You see that I am cumming watching this. I have shot a load all over my hand. Still hard watching you get your pussy fucked, deep and hard. Hearing you scream with pleasure is keeping me hard.



"Right now you fucker, fuck me hard I am going to cum again. Come on, you fucker pound this pussy, I want to feel you cum inside me. I need to feel your cum deep inside me. Oh fuck here it is, here it cums. Oh my god it is so fucking good. Fuck me you stud, fuck me." He is pounding you like never before. You start to shake. You cannot believe this is happening to you. You have cum twice now.

"This big cock feels so fucking good," you think to yourself.
"You ready, you little fuck slut. I am going to fill your cunt with cum."
"Give it to me, give it all to me."
"Oh fuck here it cums. Oh, yeah, mmmmmmm god your pussy is tight."
You feel his hot cum fill your pussy. He finishes and you lay there beside each other. I can almost see you quiver with delight. He leaves you thoroughly spent and satisfied. You are still burning. You cannot move, I come out of the closet, and give you one more hot load of cum. I shoot it all over your tits. You look down and lift your tit to your mouth and lick it all dry again. All we can do is lie in total satisfaction.

First Time

Atnionette walks through the door and Paige starts to shuffle in her chair. “Good morning, Paige.” “Morning Antionette.” Deep inside she wants her, this time not thinking she is dreaming. “Would you care to have a drink with me after my meeting with you husband?” Antionette asks. “I guess that would be alright.” Antionette tells her to meet her at the bar down the street.

Paige is starting to think she is not coming. Then she walks through the door. Her tight black mini skirt is gripping her hips like a second skin. “Hello, Paige. I want you to know I appreciate your husband helping me through this. He is a great lawyer.” “Yeah, he is a pretty special man all around to me.” Paige tells her she has to apologize for their last meeting. I had no idea. I thought I was dreaming, and then again it felt so real. “You know my husband caught me playing with myself.” “I thought he might have seen you. I would like to play again sometime when you’re not so tired.” “I would have to think about that. The dream felt so good and real I have thought about it a lot about it after that incident.”
A few drinks and Paige tells her she needs to be going. Antoinette ask if she can walk her to her car. “Sure, there is no harm in walking.”

As they approach the car Antoinette, starts to rub Paige’s’ back. They arrive at her car and that is when it all started. Paige turns to her and tells her thank you and good night. She is met with a deep kiss. Her tongue fills her mouth. It feels so soft and gentle. Paige starts to feel a stir in her skirt. “May I follow you to your house.” “ I think he is going to be home by now. I don’t know what he would think if I brought you home with me.” “I can tell him that I needed to talk to him if he is home. Make up some story about the divorce.” Paige does not want to take her home but she I dying to feel her lips to hers. The deep kiss is lingering on her lips. She wants more. “OK, let’s go.”

As they enter the house no one is there. Paige leads her to the bedroom. Antoinette immediately grabs her arm and turns her around. With out notice she kisses her deeply again and passionately. Page has never been kissed like this in her life. The softness of her lips, the warmth of her breath is taking over her being. She feels a hand rub between her breasts. Paige is fully aroused and now loosening the buttons on her top. There is a pile of clothes now on the floor. They are embraced in each other’s arms. Paige cannot help to think that the softness of this woman is wonderful. Antoinette starts to kiss her nipples and suck one gently into her mouth. The gentle sucking is making her moisture rise. She kisses down lower to her belly. She hears Paige moan. Her breathing is picking up now. She slides a finger into her pussy. It is hot and very wet. “Spank my clit. Make it burn. I want to feel you spank my clit.” Antoinette obliges her and lightly smacks her clit. Then she rubs it from side to side. She continues down her belly with her tongue to her clit. Gently sucks it into her mouth. Her tongue is circling her clit while she is sucking her deeper into her mouth. “MMM you taste as good as I remember. So sweet, warm and lovely.”

“What the hell is going on here,” her husband yells at them. “Honey, come join us.” He stands in dis belief and cannot believe what he is seeing here. Antoinette stands and grabs his hand and leads him to the bed. Paige unzips his pants and releases his cock. She sucks it into her mouth fully. Antoinette is back at her pussy and tasting all she has. Paige is sucking his cock with great attention right now while her pussy is beginning to throb. They rearrange and they put him on his back. Antoinette straddles his face.



Paige begins to suck his cock like never before, and then Paige lowers her hot wet pussy onto his throbbing cock. The ladies kiss each other as they ride each perspective part of his body. Antoinette is cuming on his face.. She starts to moan loudly. Paige wants to eat her pussy she tells him. Paige gets on her hands and knees and hubby moves in behind her. And rams his cock deep in her pussy. Antoinette positions herself in front of Paige’s mouth. Paige starts to lick her pussy .The sweet tart taste of her is mind blowing. Paige is feeling hubby ram his cock deep and hard into her pussy. This is making her moan louder now. Running her tongue form top to bottom. Tasting her juices run from her pussy. She sucks her clit into her mouth. “Eat me baby, eat that pussy.” Paige is yelling now, “Oh fuck I am cuming, fuck me, fuck me hard. Pound this pussy, make it hurt you fuck you. Cock this cunt hard and deep. Oh yeah, oh fuck yes.” Her excitement makes her husband explode deep in her pussy. She can feet the hot load of cum fill her. She is full of hot white cum. This has sent Antoinette over the edge.” You two nasty fuckers are making me cum. Lick my cunt you bitch, lick that fucking cunt. Suck my clit, there you go. Oh yes. Oh yes. God, your fucking great. Taste my pussy, lick me dry baby.”

Antoinette’s dresses and leave them. The two spend the rest of the night in each other’s arms and not one word spoken about what has just happened.

HNT

Well One of my favorite days of the week. I get to browse around an look at all the Half Nekkid Thrsday Pics....



You can almost tell what shirt I have on.. Let me give you a hint.

GO CHIEFS!!!!

Thank You

Well I was going to write another sexy story that I have been thinking about for a couple of days now. It involves two women and a guy. Yes Paige is back, I have always loved the name Paige.

After doing what I now do every day. In case you don’t know it is as follows.
1 I come home and feed animals
a) chickens
b) dogs
c) cats
2 I log into blogspot.com
3 read all my favorite blogs (you know who you are)

Then I post one I have been thinking about for a day or two. Yes, I think a day or two in advance. Not bored and yes I have a job. My brain is always moving and I always have to have something to do or doing something. But today some of my favorite blogs have not depressed me, but concerned me. I would like that I could be there for people. But sometimes not there for the people that I should have been there for. And you know who you are also, for that I apologize. So no erotic stories tonight.

I have been through a lot of shit in my life and a lot of them I am not proud of, but I have gone through them. For that I have learned a lot from those mistakes. For anyone of you that ever need someone to talk to or yell at. Hey here I am. I do not want to take the place of someone who should be there for you. Let me get that straight. I can and will be just a friend you know. Let me talk to you. Life is way to short to be unhappy or depressed. And above all to hold it in. Pissed about life in general. I am like everyone else in my father’s family. Generally go through life pissed at people, mainly for stupid things they do. The cruelty of some people in this world. Hold a door open for someone and see if they say thank you. Probably not. Say, thank you, to someone and see if they say your welcome. This all pisses me off. A lot of rude bastards out there. This is the world we now live in. And it fucking sucks for lack of better words. (Words like that is why you have to be 18 to read this shit.) We have all gotten so caught up in our own lives and so busy that we can not even stop to say thank you or your welcome, or help the people we should be helping. So after reading some of my new friends online, I decided that I would say, thank you, your welcome. Eat my ass out. Yell at me for a while. I am right at 6 foot tall. Big shoulders and a lot of ass. Bring it baby.

Some of you write truly awesome stories, I like to laugh and have fun, get turned on. Most of you do one or all of these to me. Then to hear that some of you are as fucked up as me (no disrespect at all) and you feel like you have nowhere to turn. This pisses me off also. My grandfather died several years ago. To this day I cannot take my son fishing where I grew up fishing. It still hurts from time to time I have to be left alone to just curl up in the fetal position, cry a little and wish he was here. In other words we all have things to get through and hurdles to jump. We are all fucked up in our own little ways. Let us all in this New Year be together. Hey some of you guys helped my wife, and I don’t know who they are or was, but I thank you.

You guys have turned me loose on stories, opened me up for things I might not other wised advertise to the whole world, and to you all, I say thank you. Your comments have helped to make me feel good. OK great, (cherrie, misunderstood (aka: kiddo), kitty, Pandora, and a few others). This is my plea to do the same for you guys, girls, and others as well. In this New Year. There are millions of us out here in blog land, one of us can help. I don’t know any of you from Adam, and nor do you me, so therefore tell me what ever you want. I don’t judge. As it says in the King James Version of the holy bible, only one will judge. Sometimes I might think I am god, but honestly I am not. I know it is hard for some people close to me to believe, but I am not god. (My own selfish attempt at humor just then)

So what is this prick saying, simply, thank you. And I am here to say your welcome. Of course my biggest thank you goes to KITTY. She knows why, and she will have to be the one to tell you. Kitty, I guess Sorry is in line here also.....I love you!!!

OK here is the sex part: I have changed my comments to strokes. I need more than 5 strokes to get me off. Oh, and Kitty is ahead of me in hits too, tell everyone to cum (oooppps I meant come) and visit this stupid little blog. (like how I got the sex part in there don't you.) Hey I am a guy you knew it had to come back to sex eventually. ha ha ha ...

Not Just For Dogs

One night, no kids, all to ourselves. We can do whatever we want, wherever we want. Well this is how it went.

“You want to go to the little Mexican restaurant tonight. I am wanting their chips and salsa.” “Yeah if you want to, I would like to have one of their burritos.” Dinner was great. One of the employees, son was they’re running a muck all over the place. There was one little girl that was eating dinner with her family, and the little boy I think had the hots for her. He would not leave them alone. I thought honestly that he was in trouble when he decided to crawl under the table. I just figured grandma would have a fit. Not sure what he was after but down he went. We leave and headed for home.

We get home and the first thing I do is to get comfy. Which includes, wondering around house in my undies and well that is about it. She is in bathroom; I am now in my recliner all kicked back blogging. This damn blogging thing is addictive, thanks to whoever got me started on this. Here she comes into the living room a t-shirt and I think that was it. We both log onto yahoo, so we can chat back and forth, a little game we like to play. Mainly because of a certain 9 year old, we can talk with out him knowing what we say. He can spell now, so we use yahoo to talk in front of him. I know silly but is it not cute.


So we sit here blogging and chatting, then she leaves for the bathroom again, when she returns she has no clothes on now. I am going to get lucky. Well after a couple of pics and my dessert. She gets her relief, and then it's off of couch and onto floor. Well with the risks of carpet burns on her knees this is where we was. Enter poodle. Long story short, she is trying to pet him to keep him away from me. I am behind her doing my thing. Then she starts to laugh, I look down and the damn dog is eating her hair. She sheews him away from her hair and then the little bastard decides to run around behind me. I get him off of me. So, as I continue thrusting, I look down again and she is trying not to laugh, he is chasing her tits around. So we stop to get him away. Then I get going again trying to stay in the condition a guy needs to be in for this type of activity. Right in the middle of it I feel a cold nose on my thigh, then a tickle on the bottom of my feet. I get up and head for bedroom. “Where are you going?” she asked. I turn to her with a limp dick and say. “I can not fuck with this thing now, hard to keep a hard on with a dog licking your feet and chasing swinging tits around.” All we could do was laugh. I am glad that he is only about 8 inches tall or I might have gotten the pleasure of a cold nose up my ass.

Being the terrific wife she is, she took care of me later in bed. I guess puppy only wanted to play too, hell I don’t know. No, daddy was not showing him how to do it. Doggy style is not just for dogs you know.