Wheeeew What a relief

Well the Dr. called dad today to tell him that the lump is nothing at all to worry about. It might be or probably is only scar tissue from the pneumonia that he had. But it is not a tumor at all, benine or malignant. Nothing at all. So here is a little more about me. I want to tell you all who thought about me and dad and kept us in your prayers or if your not the prayer type. Thank you for keeping us in your thoughts. Very much appreciated.. Now to the little more about me.



I stole this from Madam X, stole it from someone else.
Actually I had fun with this.


HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes! More than once!

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
YES

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes, got a cramp in hammy one time and all I could do was laugh.

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Never

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Sometimes, sometimes not

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes, She was psycho and like to never got rid of her.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
I think this is hard for a guy to do

DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I LOVE IT.

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t think so
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EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
I am a guy you know

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
2 in one night but not together (I should post that evening)

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Can not say I watched it, I guess listened would be a better word.

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Dated a girl one time that was like fucking a five gallon bucket of warm water. Yeah I had to imagine I was fucking Daisy Duke to get off. Leave me alone she was hot back then.


HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
It's never happened to me.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
When I was about 20 maybe 21 this lady had more muscles in her twat than I had in my entire body and she could do this thing with her pussy, well It only took about 10 strokes and I was done. (side note I made it up to her)

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I think . . . . . 17 FFA camp

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
No one I am filling this damn thing out. Later Kitty.

DO YOU THINK THAT ONE IS POSSIBLE?
She let me earlier, so I guess she will later too.

ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
No to freakin’ busy typing to get horny right now.

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Are you going to call me a whore if I answer this?


DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
I am right at 6’ and 185 In the back of my truck would be a hell of a lot easier.

DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
No. have no Idea where she is or even in the same state. Her name was Becky from up north Missouri

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t like this one does it mean my relative or just a relatives significant other. This one is kind of creapy.

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
yes, her hubby supposedly sucked in bed.

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD.
Kitty drives me nuts when she gets her toys out and I watch.

LINGERIE
Yes, I just never let her keep it on long, Hhhmmmm

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Yes






WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX

(X) park
( ) church
( ) cemetery
(X) beach
(X) boat
( ) school
( ) parent's bed
(X) your bed
(X) car
(X) picnic table
(X) kitchen counter
(X) couch/chair
(X) dining room/kitchen table
(X) woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X) hood of a car
(X) bathroom
(X) shower
(X) the other person's bed
(X) porch/deck/balcony
(X) in a house with parents home
(X) at a party
( ) on top of the washer/dryer
( ) with other people in the room
(X) hotel
( ) concert
( ) grandparent's house
(X) field
( ) bleachers

Answer to how many partners probably at least 20-25, maybe 30 at the most though. OK when I was younger I guess I was a whore. Now My sex drive is about ¼ of what is use to be.