Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas to all


Well I hope that everyone in blogger land is having a great Christmas. So far we have been sitting around this am listening to 9 year old sing to us. Let me explain. Santa brought him a new mp3 player, and even had most of his favorite songs on it allready for him. So he has been walking around with headphones on, singing his little heart out. Although he gets his singing ability from his daddy, we have tried to talk over him and Carrie Underwood. I think it is Carrie, I am not sure but I think that is what he is singing. Don't know all the words yet, but he is working on that. Like I said he gets his singing ability from his daddy. (not real good at it.)

The wind is blowing something terrible here this am. The wind chill is, as stated on kitty's favorite blogger, "colder than a bucket of penguin shit." Not sure how cold that is really, but it sounds cold huh.

Now for the sex part:

Kitty got her Santa cock last night, not once but twice actually. This is something that she looks forward to every year. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, and some Santa Cock. Lets just says Mrs. Clause was wonderful again last night. For an old gray headed woman she sure knows how to screw. Ha Ha. Kitty is not gray at all, but it goes along with the theme, Christmas and all you know. If I could just find her a little female elf to play with now. What a Christmas Santa would have huh. The little elf would enjoy Mrs. Claus' (kitty) pie. I know Santa sure does. Just incase your wondering it goes great with cookies and milk also. Santa might like a little elf sex too, you could put her on your lap or just carry her around on you all night..HA Ha

Anyway I really hope that everyone is having a great Christmas. Merry Christmas to all.


2 comments:

Kitty said...

You're lucky you took back the grey hair comment! Remember who has less grey hair than who, and who is the oldest tiger!

Yes my Christmas cock was wonderful, thank you, you're the best.

Kitty's Tiger said...

Well the pleasure was mine too KITTY. Glad you enjoyed your Christmas cock so much.. HO HO HO