Half Nekkid Or Not

I am not sure this qualifies as Half nekkid or not. But it is all I have, Sorry if this is against the rules.

Happy HNT to all.









I know not quite half of me, but it will have to do.


PS Everyone needs to wish the biker a very Happy Birthday......

Happy Birthday Biker...

I See You

A new CBW fresh off the press. Still need to get some new for you al but here you go.









Sorry for the quality, Damn cell phones anyway. Happy CBW to all and to all a great day.

Tag I'm IT

Ok here it is, this was actually a little fun. Had to change a few though. I was fraid that my new buddies would think I was copying. It is almost scary how much alike we (all 4 of us) really are. Anyway, have fun reading. AND THANKS YOU TWO FOR LETTING US ALL GET TO KNOW YOU BOTH A LITTLE BETTER. Also keep going the pics of the monster is below.




A - Available or Single? Not, very much in love and taken

B - Best Friends? Definantly,Dad,and Grandpa(god rest his soul)
C - Cake or Pie? Can’t decide give me both as long as they are cocolate.

D - Drink of Choice? 1st.Beer, 2nd.Dr. Pepper (did not want biker to think I was copying)

E - Essential Item? Kitty

F - Favorite Color? Black(not sure why)

G - Gummi Bears or Worms? I dis-like both

H - Hometown? Small town, Mo.

I - Indulgence? Refer to C

J - January or February? Has to be February, closer to spring

K - Kids and Names? 2 A and B(actual initials)

L - Life is incomplete without? Family

M - Marriage Date? September 21, 1991

N - Number of Siblings? 2 sisters and 2 sister inlaws and a brother in law

O - Oranges or Apples? Oranges (we also love clemetines, our FFA chapters sell them, yummy)

P - Phobias/Fears? I only fear loosing my family, Mainly Kitty

Q - Favorite Quote? Git-R-Done, Larry the Cable guy

R - Reasons to smile? Of course kitty and family

S - Season? Spring (everything comes to life again, Teacher the leave are beautiful around here in fall)

T - Tag 3 People? Hella, Flat, Miss U

U - Unknown Fact About Me? I’m a jackass( right my little burrow)

V - Vegetable You Hate? OK you two there is just way to many things alike here I freakin’ hate Lima Beans and Butter Beans

W - Worst Habit? Tabacco

X - X-rays You've Had? Teeth, Hand, Knees, Shoulder, Back, Ankle

Y - Your Favorite Foods? I love Kitty’s cube steaks, mashed taters, and corn

Z - Zodiac? Gemini

Meet the Monster

Ok so I have been talking about the monster at work and how much I enjoy it. Riding it up on its tail and all that stuff. So I decided to take a couple fo pics with phone today to let you all see what I do all day.

Here she is from the back


Here she is from the front.




Remember I am 6' tall, notice the tires are past my shoulders.




Here I am standing in the bucket. This is why it gets top heavy when full of mulch, and I get accused of flirting with the undertaker. Excuse the blob in the middle of pic, I could not edit that one out and still have the same affect.



Sorry ladies for boring you this am, but You know how us guys are and our toys. This is a huge friggin tonka toy huh. Admit it guys wall wanted to do this when we was little right? Go ahead and admit it, you know you wanted to.

First Date

I guess before the story of the first date I should give a little history. Kitty and I litterally grew up together. She lived 3 doors down the street from us. We were 10 and 11 at the time. So yeah we have known each other for quite some time now. Now 30 years later we are married. And now to the first actual date. T a friend of mine and I was crusin around our old town of H,ville. At the time we both lived in KC. A group of friends of ours was playing at a little bar south of here. So we was down to watch and drink a few cold fellas. As we were driving around we see Kitty, we stopped and asked if she wanted to go with us to the bar tonight. She said sure she would get another friend of hers to go also. Actually the friend I was with, was wanting to get in her shorts and was hoping to be with her. We exchanged phone numbers to call and set it all up later. When she called, she reinerated that she was going but she was going to be with me. I said ok. T was not real pleased with this, but this was the way it was going to be.

Later that night we all met at Kitty's house and away we went. I drove her car, T and P in the back seat. We arrive at the bar and started our evening of drinking a few dances and listening having a great time. As the night progresses Kitty is on tables dancing and drinking out of pitchers. Who's pitchers you ask? She did not really care at this point. She then tells me that she needs another drink and I tell her I was broke and out of money. Was not actually the truth, but at this point This is all she was getting. I thought she was with me and it turns out we all knew everyone there and she was drinking with everyone and left me and T at table by ourselves. Sothere for they could buy her drinks.

I look up a little later and Kitty is at the bar with Fat Pat, they are drinking tequilla shots. I tell T, I am ready to go. He tells P that we are leaving and she goes to retrieve Kitty. Kitty tells her He ain't going anywhere we are in her car. When P arrives back at table and tells me this. I reply come on we are leaving. On the way past Kitty and Fat Pat I tell her we are leaving and she then tells me It is her car and she is not ready to leave. Kitty forgot who drove and I wiggle keys at her and tell her we are leaving. She downs her last shot and here she comes.

This is where the story picks up.....

As we walk outside T is trying to hold P up and having a hell of a time doing so I might add. Kitty is not walking to well herself. We get to car and I am, at this point, holding her up. I turn to unlock the doors and turn to let her in. She is gone. "Hey T, where in the hell did she go?" As I turn, I see her. We parked next to a truck with at least 38 inch tires if not bigger. A monster truck of sorts. Poor Kitty is in the fetal position inside the wheel of this damn truck. I bend down to get her on her feet again and let T and P in car. I turn back around to get Kitty in car and she is in truck wheel a second time. Yeah, she was ready for bed. The tequilla was kicking her ass. I stand her up and move her around door so I could hold her and the door at same time. Down she goes a third time. I finally get her in the car and away we go. The trip down to this little bar took almost 20 minutes to get there. Keep this in mind as you continue to read.

We are leaving bar around 12:00 maybe a little later but not much. We stop at a all night store to get T and I some more beer, I am still not out of money yet. P has to vomit. T is hanging on to her pants while she pukes out of the door. I go in to get beer and away we go again. I get almost a mile down the road and P is hollaring I have to stop she needs to puke again. I pull over and T assumes the position of hangin on to her while she is puking. Kitty is passed out oblivious to all. I tell T we are taking the back roads home. About 3 miles later T is hanging on to her pants again. As we start to get closer to H,ville Kitty wakens yelling at the top of her lungs," I have to get my baby, I have to get my baby. Promise me you will get my baby" I try to tell her we will get her baby. "Stop I have to puke," from the back seat again. "You have to get my baby." she is frantic at this point, screaming and crying. All I can think is What the fuck have I gotten myself into. Is this worth a piece of ass? We are about 10 minutes from town and I hear again, "I have to puke."

I get to Kitty's cousins house to retrieve baby before Kitty looses it and tries to drive us there herself. As we turn down street to get the BABY, "I have to puke again" "Jesus Christ, P can you not make it to the fucking house," I ask. "I have to puke." "You have to get my baby. Are you going to get my baby?" I am officially thinking to myself this had better be the best lay I have ever had in my life. The anticipation was killing me to find out. Then I think she is to drunk to fuck. FUCK, I got screwed out of that now. I pull in driveway and Kitty is out and walking, staggering to the door, T is hanging on to pants again. I am follwing her. I carry the BABY out to car wrapped up in blanket. Get Kitty in car and lay him in her lap. Away we go again. At approximately 2:30 we get to Kitty's house. I carry the BABY inside and put him in bed. One more fucking time I hear, "I have to puke." I now feel like puking myself, from listening to her all night. T and P walk down hall and into bedroom. I have no Idea where in the hell Kitty went. I am looking for her though. I hear are you coming in here She is in bed. Hell yeah I am. I get undressed and she still has all her clothes on. I start to play with her a little and as the song would say, "Tequilla makes her clothes fall off." We have a great night of love making and yeah it was well worth the hell I endured all night. Actually yeah it was the best.

Mornig comes and I hear from the bathroom, "what the fuck did you do to me last night?" I reply," what are you talking about." "My fucking head hurts and I have a bruise on my earlobe, and a knot on head also. What did you do to me?" I am laughing histerically at this point. This I think pisses her off. "I did nothing that you did not enjoy." "Where did the bruise on my earlobe come from and the knot on my head?" I explain to poor Kitty the little relationship she and the truck wheel had for a good 10 minutes last night. She thinks I am lying and I have done something to her. Then I hear,"Nope you could not stand up very well and he had to practically carry your ass to car," T says. "Thnks buddy." We are all sitting in front room and Here comes Kitty, she has a pair of jeans on and a black sports bra on. I am thinking I need to take her back to bed. Then the BABY comes out of room to see his house full of people. From that point on, basically I was in love, and so the story continues into fifteen years of marriage and I love her as much today as I did that night. Well after I got her away from Fat Pat.

So there is the story of the first meeting and date of Kitty and Tiger. I guess a post on the actual love making should follow huh. WE will get to that later.

Spring has Sprung

First off I know, maybe to many post to keep up all at once. A new one below also.

This is one of my favorite times of the year, well next to christmas. The grass is turning green again, trees, flowers, blooming. Animals getting much more livley. Kids outside playing more. Well, I have taken a few pics this am to show you all the wonderful site of spring time. Yes, Spring has Sprung.



This is one of 9 Bradford Pear trees in our little yard. Well, a 5 acre little yard, yeah I'm bragging here a little. These are a non-fruitbearing fruit tree. A truly pretty tree in bloom. The white flowers turn to leaves not fruit. But the blooms are pretty don't you think. No aroma, just pretty.




This is an attempt at a close up of the blooms for you all not real good though. Sorry but damnit I tried.LOL The damn wind is blowing hard here this am. Well the wind blows here all the time, but hard this am.








Ok this is a pic of my other pussy. Her name is not Kitty although she is a kitty. Bloggers meet peanut. A few of you might have met her previously in Kitty's blog. She is the one who has to lay on my chest and has to, I mean has to have one paw on my face while laying there. If you look closely in the background you can see my favorite room in the house, The dining room. Bay windows from floor to ceiling.




Now, here, I say Princess and she turns to see me. Is she not adorable. Look at that face. Ok the point of the Kitty pic is.....she is loving spring also, both indoor cats are outside more now running and chasing leaves, rolling in the fresh green grass and eating a little also.



So those of you who do not live in a colder climit, and spring is arriving, get outside and enjoy the springtime. I know we are. Happy NASCAR Sunday to you all.

I think I am back

Well, I am finally starting to feel better and not nearly as tired as I have been. I Love the new job I play around on a big loader. A big oe John Deer 644H. Ok those of you who sat, what the hell is that. Well it is a rubber tire loader and is big. I am Right at 6' tall and the tires hit me at the shoulders. There are 4 steps to get into it. The bucket is large enough for me to stand in it. I take it around all day and unload trucks full of slabs from the mill, where they cut off the parts they use to make lumber with. Then I get the remains to grind up to make mulch out of. Well I have been there about 4 weeks now and I have yet to grind any of this up yet. The stacks get taller and taller. This is the only part of the job I truly hate. If the guy who bunlded these up and the asshole who loads them would merely think, it might not be so bad. From then I grind all day. We stack this mulch with the loader, in about 50' stacks or better. This is the best part. I get to push this mulch up and up until I can not get any higher. We push it up to he point where the back of the loader is hitting he ground and we can not go any farther. The feeling of standing that monster up on its tail is awsome.

Then my boss tells me to make sure I be careful, these loaders are easily turned over when we have them on the tail. Only to go straight up the stack and not go up them at angles and stuff. Blah, blah, blah, straight my ass. That is not always possible to do. So yes I get reminded 2-3 times aday that I am flirting with the undertaker. He just mainly wants to make sure that I am comfortable with the loader before I go trying some of the more expierienced parts of climbing hills. "Just if you feel like it is going over then slam the bucket to the ground to hold you up." Slam the bucket to the ground, I can do that. I say blah. Just really nice to be locked in an air conditioned loader all day jamming and no one fuking with me for a change, looking over my shoulder and no one trying to find someone(me) to blame shit on. I love it, and god it is great for a change. Oh yeah and probably a great deal on mulch also. Only they don't have it in bags, darn I will have to take a truck load. Sure glad Kitty has lots of flower gardens.

So remember throughout the day if you are wondering how tiger is, he is GRINDING. Mulch, but I am grinding. Had to throw that in, but you knew that right. I have to get a pic of this creature for you all. Maybe I can get one with it on its tail as we call it. Stright up though and at no angle for god sakes.

I know this is all boring to you all, but those of you who has made to this point, thanks for reading and listening. Not much fun I know but thanks the same. My dad might say, Had more fun taking a crap. Be back tomorrow or the next, have a great rest of the weekend. Peck on the cheek, and hugs to all, and to a few male readers a big ole cold beer to you, in place of the kiss and hug. Had to get that straight. Whew I feel better now.

Running Late HNT

I think that I have posted this one already, but I think I have a piece of mulch in my eye and it is driving me freakin nuts, and running a little late also. So I think most of you have seen this one, but here you go.

HNT .....NOT

Sorry to all if any was expecting a CBW or a HNT. I have been really busy at work and by the time I get home it is just nice to sit and chat with Kitty and the boy. I will get back inot the swing of things shortly though. So I leave you with this




Thanks to all who have visited this little blog thingy and for all the wonderful comments. I will be back again soon in full swing ready to get it.

Dream or Fantasy

She lies in bed wishing he was here. He is not, he has gone out of town for business. She can feel his touch on her skin. She is only imagining though. She reaches over to her nightstand and grabs her favorite toy. Her phone rings and it is him on the other end.
"what you doing baby?"
"I was just thinking of you, wishing you was here. I need to feel you in me."

"Oh really. How do you want to feel me. Inside you or a massage? Tell me sweetie what you want."

" I have my dildo out. Your favorite one. I am rubbing the head against my swollen clit. Will you talk to me. Talk good and dirty to me. I want to cum for you."

"Mmmm, my dirty little girl you. You have that fat red cock out huh? I want you to fuck yourself good with it. Rub it against your clit and get your pussy good and wet. Slide the head into your pussy. Feel it spread you, fill you up fully."

"Thats it baby talk dirty to your little whore. I am being awfully bad tonight."

"When I get home you know that you deserve a spanking don't you? You know I am going to have to spank your dirty little ass. Now fuck that pussy for me, I want to hear you cum good for me. Put the phone down by your pussy I want to hear you fuck yourself."

She holds the phone close to her pussy. He can hear her juices slush around the didlo. This is making him hard

"I have my cock in my hand stroking it for you. It is hard just for you baby."

"Mmmm, stroke it baby. Stroke it hard for me, while I fuck your pussy with this didlo."
"Thats it fuck your pussy. Fuck it good and hard. I know you like that. Thats it fuck that pussy. Make it wet for me, make it want me. Make that pussy burn. Come on pound that pussy."

"You nasty fucker, I love to fuck myself for you. You know I need you in me."

"I am in you. Feel me, feel my skin against yours. You can feel my breath on your neck. Feel me kiss your neck while, I fuck your pussy. Feel your cock in you. Feel it in you deep.?"

He listens as she fucks herself faster and harder. he can hear her moan louder and louder. He knows it is about time for her to cum. She is breathing heavy. He can hear her pussy being pounded hard and deep. His pussy is wet and horny right now.

"Thats it baby fuck yourself good. I bet you would like to feel my cock in your ass right now also wouldn't you?"

"Oh yeah, fuck my ass. Fill my ass with cock. Fuck me deep, take that ass and fuck it good."


"You want 2 cocks in you tonight huh? You want to be filled completely?"

"Yes I want one in my pussy and one in my ass. I want to be fucked hard and deep. One in my ass and one in my pussy. Fuck me baby come on and fuck me. There you go stick that cock on my ass."

"My dirty little slut is going to cum aren't you? You are going to cum for me."

"Not yet, come on and fuck this ass. Fuck this pussy. Come on and make me burn. Both of these cocks fucking me is driving me nuts. You still stroking your cock for me?"

"Yeah, stroking it hard. You want to taste me don't you. Taste me all over you tongue and face. Be a good little cum slut and take it in your mouth. Savor every drop."

"Thats it, fuck me. Fuck me hard. One in my ass and one in my pussy. Fuck me baby, come on fuck that ass. Make it yours tonight. I am going to cum. Cum with me, fill my ass with hot cum, fill my pussy up. Here it cums. Oh fuck yeah, oh yeah. Oh fuck you nasty fucker you fuck me baby. Fuck me, fuck me."



"Here I cum, all over your ass. Oh yeah, mmmmm yeah. Oh god I am cuming hard. All over your ass and pussy. Oh fuck yeah."

"Thats it cum for me baby cum good."


He tells her,"That was awesome babe. We should do this more often."

"It was fun was it not. I am ready for bed now. Will you call me in the morning before your meeting?"

"Yes, Yes I will. Good night sweetie, I love you."
"I love you too"

He hangs up and she gets out of bed to wash up. As she lays her wash clothe on the edge of tub, she hears.

"God that was great,you think he knows anything? Can we come back tomorrow?"

"No, it was only something I wanted to try, but thanks for the orgasm. My ass and pussy are still tingling. Goodnight and thanks to you both. Oh, and no he don't know and he will not know either."

A little more aout me

Ok Kitty, I did it, and you are right sweetie. By picking pics they know me pretty well. Maybe, we, as humans are really that simple huh. Kind of makes you wonder. Those of you who have not done this you really ougt to try it. It is pretty damn neat. I, like Kitty, was inpressed how closely it matches me. Enjoy all and have a great weekend.

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Late CBW and Early HNT

Well work has been really tiring to me and long hours and I am not complaining at all. Not in the least bit. I am thrilled to be working for a change. I missed CBW so I thought I would catch up on the CBW and go ahead and get the HNT out of the way aslo. All in one post. I hope that is not breaking any rules for either one or upsets anyone, but here goes. I will be havng more stories in the very near future, like all weekend. Thanks to all for your fogiveness. Providing I got it from all you little blogger buddies.


Here is CBW... Sorry again for being late..




And here is your Happy HNT also. If you notice both pics taken at same time well a few minutes apart if you can not tell...HE HE HE lets say before and after LOL



For those of you who will not be back again this week or weekend, have a great one and see you all next week. I hope anyway.

Daydreaming

She lies there day dreaming. Today is her day off. She is drifting off about last night. She fall to sleep, a little afternoon nap. He gets out of shower and she stares at him. He still turns her on after all these years. He walks out of bathroom and goes straight to the door to lock it. He turns to the most beautiful smile he has ever seen. He moves to the bed and grabs her leg and spins her around.

His head lowers to her lovely folds. She feel his tongue burys deep in her. Now a tongue flips over her clit. This is driving her nuts. The warmth of his tongue is heavenly. He moves his fingers to caress her pussy. His saliva runs down her inner thighs, and to her lovely ass. He slides a finger to her ass and tease her with it. All the time his tongue is still licking and sucking her clit into his mouth.
A finger slides in her ass, she starts to moan. His sucking is getting harder. She is dripping wet now. He sinks his tongue deep in her. A finger in now deep within his ass. She loves the feeling, and is moaning louder and louder. "I want to cum on your face," she tells him. "I want to taste you, taste your creamy cum. Give it to me, let me taste you." His finger is fucking her faster and harder now. The sucking of her clit is sending her over the limit. " Oh you nasty fucker you, fuck my ass, fuck it deep. Oh fuck yeah I am cuming. Suck my cum out of me. Oh yeah, mmmmmm, fuck yes." She finishes and he grabs er legs and spins her to the side of the bed and stands beside the bed. "Now I am going to fuck you hard.





I am going to pound your pussy deep. You are my little fuck slut aren't you?" "Yes, your fuck slut. Come on now fuck me good. Fuck this pussy dry."
Hesarts to fuck her deep and hard. He is thrusting in her as hard as he can. She hears his balls slap her ass. Feels his cock deep in her. "You want to feel me fill your cunt with cum?" Here he cums. His legs weaken, he feels as though his knees will buckle. He fills her with his hot cum. Wave after wave of cum is draining from his cock.

Been Awhile

Well it has been awhile, since I have posted. Just thought that I would check in and a little post. I have started a new job that I, to this point, really enjoy. Actually I think this is going to be my new home for quite sometime. I would almost see myself retiring here. They have 401k, vacation, insurance, for the most part everything. One thing I would change and it is the money per hour. Not exactly what I had hoped for, but it will have to work. Yeah it is a quite a cut in what I was making but, I will have a hell of alot more hours. Was working 30 maybe 35 hours, to 45 -50+ hours a week. Whoo hoo. Ok enough of the boring stuff. Now on to a little story. Fact or Fiction you decide.


She lays there sleeping as I lay awake smoking and watching her sleep. I think how good she would feel riding my cock. I start to fondle her tits then down to her wonderful pussy. She starts to wiggle around and thrust her hips towards my fingers. I slide a finger into her dry hole. I just woke her and only started to finger her and arouse her. I move to her clit and circle her knot growing in her loins. Now she is getting wet. "Would you like for me to get a dildo out so you can watch me fuck myself?" "Mmm yeah, let me lock door." She takes out her favorite toy. "Flipper" She loves this thing. I watch as she slides it into her awaiting pussy. God she loves to fuck herself. I love to watch her fuck herself, probably more than she enjoys it herself. I switch on the light to get a better look. I move closer so she can get my cock in her mouth. She takes it full length into her mouth. Still fucking her pussy, she takes my cock out of her mouth and slides her tongue up and down the entire length. I tell her to suck my cock, be my cum slut. "Fuck your pussy good my little slut. Pound it good and deep, baby. You like to be my dirty whore don't you?" She is fucking herself really good now. I watch her move flipper in and out of her pussy. She know that this drives me nuts and plays it to the hilt.
"OH god, I am cuming. Oh, shit this feels good."
"Fuck that pussy baby, fuck it good. You want a hot load of cum on your tits?"
"Yes, give it to me."
"Here it comes."
I release a full load all over her tits. She holds her nipple to catch every drop. It starts to run off her huge tits, down the side of them. I look at her and there is a slight drop of precum running out of her mouth and onto her cheek. She is so hot. We Clean up and fall asleep together. In love more than ever.

Late CBW and HNT

Missed the CBW yesterday, so today I give you two. Only becuse of a few complaints. Trying to do a little damage control here you might say..HA HA HA

CBW






HNT





Happy HNT to all and a Happy late CBW....