I have been tagged

Well my friend Hella has tagged me and you know that when I am done there will be a few of you all tagged also.

I am suppose to come up with some little known facts about me so her you all go...Sure hope I don't scare you all off LOL


1) I love to work. I know those of you who have been following along you already know this. I am the type of person that once I start something it has to be done right then and not later. I am a fanatic about shit. It has to be done as close to perfect as I think that I can make it also. I remember what my G-Pa told me if it is worth doing it is worth doing right and completing it also.

2) I can be a huge asshole first thing in the am. Yes I am a or can be a huge asshole in the am. I am a creature of habit, I lay my keys and billfold, all my shit for the next day in the same spot every night. God for bid if I wake up and something is missing. I freak out and wake everyone up trying to find the shit that most of the time I have misplaced, or not put with everything else.

3) I love the female body. I mean I really love the female body. I can sit and stare at pics of naked women all day long. The weird thing about it is, after looking at naked women it don't always make me horny. Now watching a female masturbating, gets me hard every time. I don't care who it is or what they look like really(well within reason) there is just something about a female fucking herself drives me fucking nuts. (wow I almost got carried away there huh)

4) I love animals of all kinds. Wait a minute that is not the truth. I fucking hate snakes. I hate them with all my heart and soul. The only good snake is a dead one. Lately I have become the great snake hunter this year. I think I have waxed about 6 so far this year. I kill them with shovels or whatever I can get hold of to kill them with. The shotgun is the best though, I don't have to get so freaking close to them. LOL As for all other animals I love them. I have always had a thing for lion and yeap you guessed it TIGERS. I am fascinated with them and what makes them work.

5) What makes them work brings me to the next little known fact about me. When I was younger, like yesterday I use to take shit apart to see what the heck made them work like they did. Mom and Dad use to get so pissed they would go buy me a new toy and the first thing I would do was to tear it apart to see what made it work the way it did. Then I could not get it back together. Let alone make it work again. Now I can figure out how to get it back together and make it work again. LOL

Pause: Hella how many do I need to do here.

This is the sex part: close all your virgin eyes and ears....

6) I love to .... how to say this correctly....Oh screw it.... I love to give oral to the ladies. Well now just Kitty but in general I love the act of performing oral on women. The feel of their pussies getting wet and tasting them on my tongue...(I think I just made myself hard.) To feel the softness on my lips is awesome. I love to make them cum, to taste their natural tangy nectar is flippin great. To gently suck a clit into my mouth while my tongue runs circles around it. Then plunge my tongue into their awaiting hole....yummy.

7)I also love to take pics of my cock in Kitty's tight little pussy and ass. To see them later is awesome. I/We have taken several pics and video clips of me fucking her and her sucking me off and well you get the picture. I guess I am kind of a voyeur. Ok I am a voyeur. Does that make me a bad person???????? Hope not cause that is probably not going to change LOL

Now last but not least in no way.

8) I still to this day still miss my grandfather. I at times think of him and have to really hold back the tears. I know he is still here from time to time, but God I miss him. Just to chat with and especially the fishing part on the river. He was and is a great individual. I imagine he is still fishing up there with the big guy. He also loved football. He coached little league for nine years and won first in all 9 of his years doing so.


Now a little joke that reminds me of him.

A football player dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets him at the gates and shows him around. Then St. Peter asks what do you like to do, or what would you like to do up here in heaven. The football player responds, I love football I would love to be able to play here also. St. Peter says to him follow him. They walk and end up at a football stadium, so neatly manicured and perfect in every way. As they stand and watch the man asks, I don't understand the numbering on their jerseys. St. Peter responds, well the Dt stands for Defensive tackle, the RB stands for Running back...The man interrupts and says, Yeah I understand all that but what is the TL. St. Peter responds Oh that is GOD he thinks he is Tom Landry.

Ha Ha thanks Hella this was fun Hope I did enough. You forgot the rules my dear friend. Ok so Who is next I bet most of you know already.... don't you.


Kitty, Teacher, Biker, Teacher In Heels, Cherrie and last but definitely not least Dark Pixie. Have fun and lets reveal a few things. Oh and If any of you ladies happen to list something like masturbating feel free to send me the pics for proof... LOL I had to try you know that right...LOL

Those of you who was not here earlier this am there is another post right below, make sure you check it out also.....thanks to all for cuming bye and thanks for playing along.

Great big ole hug to you all ladies and a cold beer to you guys raised hi awaiting a toast.

Ok I was tagged my one of my many new Blogger friends HELLA. I have to do this cause she did mine so there. Oh Yeah if you are here for a CBW it follows.

Am I tagging anyone Yeah, bet you know who you are.

Kitty, Teacher, Biker, Cherrie, Miss U(kiddo)



1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:15
2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls (as in pearl necklace, you knew that was cuming)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? This sounds bad but can’t remember
4. What is your favourite TV show? House
5. What did you have for breakfast? 3 hard boiled eggs
6. What is your middle name? Scott
7. What is your favourite food? Bar-B-Que
8. What foods do you dislike? Lima beans
9. Favourite chip? Doritos
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? One I made
11. What kind of car do you drive? Ford Pick Up
12. What is your favourite sandwich? PBJ
13. What characteristic do you despise? Liars and Thieves
14. What are your favourite clothes? Undies
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? Hawaii
16. Where would you want to retire? Arizona (golf and warm all year around)
17. Favourite time of day? Night Get to Lie net to Kitty
18. Where were you born? Small town Missouri
19. Who do you think will not respond to this? Don’t Know
20. Person you expect to respond this? Kitty, Teacher, and you Hella
21. Beavers or ducks? Are you serious…..BEAVER (no pun intended)
22. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night Owl
23. Pedicure or manicure? I hate people touching my feet So manicure
24. Share? Yes
25. What did you want to be when you were little? A drummer
26. What is your best childhood memory? Remember I am a guy… Playing baseball. I love the sport, I mean all aspects of the game.
27. Piercings? 2 in left ear
28. Ever been to Africa or Alaska ? No(would I like to Hell yeah)
29. Ever been toilet papering? I am a guy remember
30. Been in a car accident? yeah
31. Favourite day of the week? HNT (seriously…Probably Sunday usually a day to relax)
32. Favourite restaurant? Golden Ox
33. Favourite ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie dough
34. Favourite fast food restaurant? McDonalds
35. Last email? One from a friend of my oldest son’s He thinks I am his dad. He is now serving all us Americans proudly overseas.
36. What was the last movie that you rented? Rocky Balboa
37. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Best Buy (gadget and techno freak I am)
38. Bedtime? Anytime between 10:00 and 11:00 (asleep a lot before that in recliner)
39. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? No one, This is me.
40. Last person you went to dinner with? My Gorgeous Kitty(steak and a drink or two)
41. What are you listening to right now? Life according to Jim
42. What is your favourite color? Black
43. How many tattoos do you have? None YET
44. Favourite magazine? Don’t really read any.
45. What book are you reading? LSBA rule book
46. Weirdest thing in your purse or wallet at the moment? Probably an old reciept
47. If you had one wish, what would it be? For Kitty to be happy for the rest of her life, (with me of course)


I had a good time doing this, anxious to see what a few of you or how a few of you answer a couple of these.

Tag I'm IT

Ok here it is, this was actually a little fun. Had to change a few though. I was fraid that my new buddies would think I was copying. It is almost scary how much alike we (all 4 of us) really are. Anyway, have fun reading. AND THANKS YOU TWO FOR LETTING US ALL GET TO KNOW YOU BOTH A LITTLE BETTER. Also keep going the pics of the monster is below.




A - Available or Single? Not, very much in love and taken

B - Best Friends? Definantly,Dad,and Grandpa(god rest his soul)
C - Cake or Pie? Can’t decide give me both as long as they are cocolate.

D - Drink of Choice? 1st.Beer, 2nd.Dr. Pepper (did not want biker to think I was copying)

E - Essential Item? Kitty

F - Favorite Color? Black(not sure why)

G - Gummi Bears or Worms? I dis-like both

H - Hometown? Small town, Mo.

I - Indulgence? Refer to C

J - January or February? Has to be February, closer to spring

K - Kids and Names? 2 A and B(actual initials)

L - Life is incomplete without? Family

M - Marriage Date? September 21, 1991

N - Number of Siblings? 2 sisters and 2 sister inlaws and a brother in law

O - Oranges or Apples? Oranges (we also love clemetines, our FFA chapters sell them, yummy)

P - Phobias/Fears? I only fear loosing my family, Mainly Kitty

Q - Favorite Quote? Git-R-Done, Larry the Cable guy

R - Reasons to smile? Of course kitty and family

S - Season? Spring (everything comes to life again, Teacher the leave are beautiful around here in fall)

T - Tag 3 People? Hella, Flat, Miss U

U - Unknown Fact About Me? I’m a jackass( right my little burrow)

V - Vegetable You Hate? OK you two there is just way to many things alike here I freakin’ hate Lima Beans and Butter Beans

W - Worst Habit? Tabacco

X - X-rays You've Had? Teeth, Hand, Knees, Shoulder, Back, Ankle

Y - Your Favorite Foods? I love Kitty’s cube steaks, mashed taters, and corn

Z - Zodiac? Gemini