Almost Heaven

stressed UPDATE

Well this bitching thing must work. I went from basically not having a job this am...to, I now have one for sure and a final interview tomorrow. Then this one dickhead that I have been talking to, for over a year and a half, decides to call me this evening at 7:30 pm central time. All of a sudden he is interested. Ahhh it is good to be wanted. So I guess now I have to stress over which job to take. I think I like this kind of stress better. So no more whining and bitching...now back to the stories and hnt's and Titty Tuesday's and CBW's.


All together now Let Loose a Little....

Stressed to the friggin' limit

Ok well I don't think I have ever maoned here. So here is my bitchy, winey, rant.

Right now Kitty and I are going through some pretty stressful shit and it is pissing me off here is why.

1) to stressed to sleep
2) to stresses for any energy
3) to stressed to want any sex(no really stomach is in knots and will be for awhile)
4) Basically out of a job
5) Kitty is getting no hours
6) stressed looking for and filling out applications
7) And little light at end of tunnel
8) life sucks in fucking general (excuse the french)
9) everything increases except my salary and hours
10) all I want to do is lay around
11) My back hurts(thanks Kitty for the massage last night)
12) drab days with rain and shit
13) summer not getting here quick enough
14) trying to figure out everything I can sell
15) trying to figure out what I want to sell

Ok that is enough, I have never been depressed before, or not that I know of anyway. I might be now and don't know it. Lost most of my appetite to boot and I love to eat, as you can all tell by the pics I have posted. Sitting here right now hoping the damn phone rings and someone is telling me "Your Hired." Shit might back up if the job search don't get alot better here quick.

Ok thank you for listening to me BITCH. Will try not to do this much more. Now I really feel like shit.

Photo Friday

For photo Friday I thought I would share a joke or two with you all. Hope you enjoy. I certainly did.









Have a great weekend you all. Try to get back to some more short stories soon.

The other half of HNT

Well we hav posted the bottom half of face so I thought for today we would post the upper half. I guess you can cut and paste and try to piece together. Then you can see the real me.. ha ha ha Happy HNT to all.

CBW Again

Total Ahh

HAPPY TITTY TUESDAY. I thought today I would celebrate titty tuesday and a short story to boot another two fer. I found these lovely mamories online and all I could say was wow. So I thought I should share with all my new friends, here in blogworld.













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I Love You

The story is mine, I can not remember where I got the pic. I can only say it is not mine. I have tried to find it to give them the credit. Any way I hope you enjoyed. Click on the pic it gets a little bigger and easier to read.

Make That Three

His tongue tickles down her stomach,
Stopping only to taste her.
His breath is hot,
Against her skin.
He moves slowly,
Lower and lower.
Now, he is there,
She starts to sigh.
His finger and tongue,
Meet at her clit.
One finger slides in,
Mmmm, your wet.

Gently sucking her in,
Between his lips.
A light nibble,
So wet she starts to drip.
Her taste is delicious,
Almost a delicacy.
Her scent is heaven.
His tongue is warm,
He spills not,
Savoring every drop.
Anticipates the full drink.
Here she cums,
Her hands grabs his hair.
Pulling him closer,
Grinding against his face.

One wave crashes,
Here’s another.
Her voice travels,
His tongue savors.
Her grip is tight,
He squeezes her ass.
She cums again,


Make that three.

Now She's Warm

Hold me close,
She is cold.
I snuggle close.
She feels so soft
I feel her chill,
Against my skin.
Oh so soft,
Closer I can not.

I feel aroused,
Against her skin.
I rub her shoulders,
I feel her relax,
Beneath my hands.
She rubs against me.
Now fully aroused.
I rub her folds,
Wet and warm.

A finger inside,
She starts to moan.
Grinding against me,
I slide him closer,
She feels his stiffness.
I tease her ass,
She feels him throb.
Wanting her,
Needing inside her.

The finger comes out,
He slides against her.
He feels her spread,
Throbbing to enter.
He is in,
She sighs with pleasure.
Long, and slow.
In and out.
He can hear her juices,
Feels her warmth.

The pace quickens,
She starts to weaken.
Moving faster and deeper,
Here it cums.
They start to moan,
They cum together.
Slippery and wet,
God this is great.
They lie together,
Still in bliss.


Now She is Warm

Photo Friday

Well kids have not been here for awhile, hughes net was having longitude problems in sattelite world. Therefore we had no internet service. But we are back now and I missed HNT. So I though that I would put up a Photo Friday, in honor of missing out on hnt.






Was scratching my noggin here if wondering why arm up in air.. Have a great week end all. Will be working on a couple of stories for your reading pleasure this weekend.

HAPPY CBW

Well here we are to hump day. so today I give you a hump day pic and a cbw all together. Kind of a twofer. Pretty damn neat huh.


















Happy Cock Blogging and HumpDay Wednesday.

OK Time To Explain

I guess that I did not do a very good job at explaining the almost goodbye. Kitty is not mad at me for the flirting, I have been flirt all my life and she knows it. That actually has nothing to do with it. I was ignoring her and a hiccup here. It actually had nothing to do with me and blogging really at all. Like she told a friend of ours I have a way if ignoring thing in hopes they will go away, instead of dealing with it right now. This is all it was. really nothing to do with our great friends we have met here in blogworld.(is that a word)

Me flirting in good fun here, is something that will never change and her flirting here will never change I don't want her to change it and she does not want me to change mine either. Me not beig a flirt is like a fish not having gills to breath with. Just not plausible at all.

So to everyone me and kitty are fine, we love each other more today than yesterday and that will never change also. Only grow deeper everyday. So will you all please take a deep breath and As the title says:

LET LOOSE A LITTLE

Wheww I feel better, Now on to TITTY TUESDAY. Those of you ladies who missed it me and the biker declared it so. MAN LAW. We can do that right?????? (fingers crossed here) I mean there is a CBW so there should be one for just the ladies to. This is strictly to make sure you lovely ladies don't feel left out, and no other reason. Promise, no really, honest abe and all that.

OK in closing a great big fat hug to all you blogging female and big ole handshake for you guys. God I hope we can put this one away and get back to fuck stories...LOL

Now Its Your Turn

The heat from her mouth,
Making him erect.
Tongue flicking his head,
Making him wet.
She love the taste,
The tangy precum.
Mmmmmmm
Down his shaft,
Straight to his balls.
Sucking one in.
A hand strokes him.
Her fingers are soft,
Gentle to the touch.

Back to his cock,
her mouth travels.
Sucking him in.
His tension is mounting.
One hand pumping,
Her mouth up and down.
He is going to cum.
His balls tighten
So does her hand.
Wait there is no way,
He has to cum.
She feels him tighten,
Here it cums.

He fills her mouth,
She takes him all.
Savoring every drop.
She continues,
Milks him dry.
She looks at him,
He stares back.
A drop from her mouth,
She quickly licks him dry.
She is so in love,

I love you
I do too,
As she stares back.
His eyes are a glaze,
She licks her lips,
And Lies back.

Now its your turn.

Rest at Last

She lies there sleeping,
I can only watch.
She looks so realaxed.
I can not resist,
I snuggle next to her.
Panties she has none,
As I move closer.
I begin to spoon.

Her body is warm,
Soft, yet so hard.
I try to resist,
I have to touch her.
Her breast so full and soft,
Her nipple hardens.
I hear her moan,
She awakens to hear,
Her Tiger moan.

Lower to her folds,
I feel she is begging.
Wanting to cum,
I slide one finger in.
She gets hotter and wetter.
A second one enters,
Now it gets better.
I slide the head into her folds.
Now she is wetter.

Burried deep within her.
Slowly in and out.
The juices I can hear.
She wants to cum.
No not yet.
I slide it out.
Slick her ass,
With her own lube.
Feel me push against you.
It's begging to cum.
I enter her tightness,
She sighes slow and long.
Now she cums,
She feels my juices
Together we cum,
Totally in awww.

Asleep we fall,
Rest at last.
Yes we are.

Happy HNT

I thought for Hnt this week I would give you the HNT plus a little story. Kind of a TWO-FER. Hope it works.

Here is the HNT and above you will find the story. Happy HNT to all and to all a nekkid thursday.

The real CBW

Well after the cock pic this am, I thought for cock blogging wednesday I should post the real one, also. So here you go to all. Hope you enjoy.









I guess now I have to do the HNT also. How come most you ladies don't have two days for this. We need to cum up with another one for the ladies too.

COCK BLOGGIN' WEDNESDAY

This is the fist installment of cock blogging wednesaday for me. I guess this gives me something to do now on Wednesdays. So below you will find a pic of well read the title..










Now that is a pretty cock is he not. Did you notice how the tail feathers, also know as sex feathers is fully erect. Well check back later for more installments of cockblogging wednesday. Hell I might even decide to put another one up later today for you. Cause I know you ladies love the roos....oppps cock.

Mmmm, feels good

Feel you
Kiss you
Taste you

I remember our first time
Your skin so soft and warm.
I moved down to explore you,
Your breast so soft
And yet so firm.
Flat stomach, hard legs.
You folds are wet,
You are so slick.
I smell your musk,
I taste your honey.
So warm to the touch,
Yet so soft.
I yearn to taste you.
Smell you on me.
Feel me in you,
Take you completly.

I enter you,
You sigh soft and low.
You grip me,
Yet no hands.
I feel you squeeze,
You feel me throb.
I feel you ache.
Your no longer warm,
Hot and dripping.
Our tongues meet,
We continue to explore.

In and out slowly,
Moving in sinc.
I hear you moan,
You feel me deep
Within you.
I want you to cum,
I ache to fill you.
I see your eyes close.
I feel you getting hotter.
Your moans are louder.
You feel me throbbing,
We crash together.
Wave after wave.
Such intensity,
So wet, we mix together.
One wave crashes,
Here is the next.

Now we're happy
Relaxed, and fullfilled.


Mmmmm, feels good

Gettin' to know the TIGER

Ok Teacher and Flat and a few others. Below you will find a few pics of the animals and all my hard work on our little 5 acres, of heaven.


This is 2 of the Chicken coops. And a garden in the forground. It is about a 25 X 50 garden. Lots of veggies. (makes for better salsa)The big coop there is I think 18 -20 chickens in here. The small one ( the one with red paint on it, handy work from the boy.) There is 2 chickens in here.

This is the 3rd chicken coop. Actully it was the first one I built. If you look real close ladies you might even see the cock himself. Anyway there is 7 chickens in here.




Ok this is about the same pic only this one has my baby in it. He is a 120lb. Black lab. He is Lucky. Thinks he is a lap dog to this day. He gets in truck, and the first place he goes is on my lap, yeah try to drive with 120lbs. of dog on your lap.





Now then this is why Kitty calls me a tree hugger. When we moved here there was about nine trees here, now there is bout 50 trees. All of the cedar trees you see is from me digging them up on the side of gravel roads, and empty lots where these all grow in abundance. In all actuality they are nothing more than bird crap. Birds eat the seeds off of trees, fly around, crap out a seed and I move them to my wonderful treeless land. You will see that the high winds and moisture from the heavens have layed a few of them over. But they are dormant right now and should be alright till I can get them all staked and stood back up.







These trees are all on the north side of the property, so one day they will or should help to block the north wind. Help to keep the cold ass air off of the Palace. I hope anyway. Now to show you what I hope that if we live long enough to see in all its glory. The famed Colorado Blue Spruce. You have seen them. A perfect Christmas tree and has a blue tint to them. God I hope they live. I have 12 more on order to go with the 2 we have now.



So there you go. This Part of the rural america, (Teacher, Flat, and a few others) it is ours and we love it by golly. There will be more to cum regarding the ole homestead. I hope you all enjoy a little inside to our happy little home. Actually it is only a part of it. I think Kitty is planning a virtual tour of the inside. She has done an absolutly beautiful job on the inside. For all you mechanical guys I will put a pic of Betsy up later. Betsy is the tractor, one of my many pride and joys. Bye for now in the frozen tundra of rural america.

Cold and Even Colder

I love winter mainly for the seasons. I only have one bitch this year. I have had ice on my ground for about 3 weeks now. Is this shit ever going to leave. I Love snow and the Little bit of ice we got was not big deal either Just slow down and take your time. But the shit has not melted and no friggin' sign of melting all this week, highes only to be in the 20's. Sweet mother of Jesus. With all the animals outside to take care of it is every night breaking ice and filling them all up again. I am starting to bitch aren't I. Ok I will stop.

Well I have a double batch of salsa made, and two bags of chips, bring on the game baby. As we all know by now, I would love to see Peyton win the big one. Either way the commercials will rock I am sure. Besides a few cold beers and hot salsa, has to be good.

Well night night all and have a great super Sunday. If you don't' drink I will have one for you. Do not want you to start now if you don't. Let me take the bullet for you. LOL

Barely but stil Thursday

I know this is late, but if you like it is better late than never. If you don't like, the why in the hell are you here. Just a thought.

GO INDY!!!!!